the builders have arrived!
our kitchen renovation – before
ProBlogger Training Day – proving that blog conferences are for everyone!
In fact the first session of the day was about blogging from the heart and blogging smart. I can honestly say that I always blog from the heart and think of you my lovely readers before I put a blog post out there or accept an opportunity. But I know that there are more efficient ways I could be blogging, ways I could change the way my blog looks and so on. For these reasons blog conferences are perfect for me and of course it’s the meeting people who love doing what you do. So here are MY top tips for getting the most out of a blog conference
3. Get on twitter BEFORE the conference with the hashtag and find out who’s coming, start talking, arrange to say hi, meet up and get excited.
I have to say a huge congrats and thank you to ProBlogger, the organisers and the speakers. Chris Garrett and Sonia Simone were a highlight. The topics and discussions were so relevant. And that’s the beauty of a blog conference, you can take away a little bit or a lot. I promise to share more with you that I think you’d be interested in. Watch this space………….
The day I met Gok Wan
Long time Gok Wan fan here. So it was an exciting day when I got to head out to Westfield Miranda to check out his show………………….from the front row. But before I left home I was having some last minute doubts about what to wear, would I get cold, should I wear pants and so on. In the end I settled on black pants and here I am before I did my makeup. Donny picked this Sheike top at my makeover earlier in the year and the earrings and silver cuff are from Colette Accessories. All from Westfield, of course. I am so in love with this top.
And what a show Gok puts on. If you ever get the chance to go and see Gok live, do it! He is just so entertaining and we were laughing the entire time. Everyone was just so excited to see him live on stage. Myself included.
When we arrived at the show, Donny was working the crowd for half an hour or so. There were videos to watch, shoppers were selected to come up on stage and have their body shape worked out and we practised cheering for Gok.
And then Gok comes out and the crowd goes wild. Wild. Yes, I was ‘woohoo-ing’ throughout the show. Gok talked for a while and then it was time to pick some makeover candidates from the crowd. Yes just random shoppers who were out for a shop or to come and watch the show were picked for a makeover.
Gok would shout out some advice to backstage of what he wanted done – sometimes he’d say extra security for this one if they were a little too starstruck. Behind the scenes there was hair, makeup and Westfield stylists to create the looks for each of the selected shoppers. And the transformations were amazing! In fact look at the ladies walking on the stage – they looked like professional models.
Just have fun with fashion. There are no rules, colour blocking is a huge trend this season (but you already knew that) and skirts are huge. All types of skirts and there are no rules with skirt lengths. Don’t be afraid of colour. Accessorise your outfits. Nip in your waist with a belt. Show off your best bits. Oh and get your bra fitted properly, it makes a huge difference but most people don’t.
It really was an entertaining hour and after the show Gok came out and signed books, gave lots of hugs and photos and I was lucky enough to get a photo with him too. Unlucky for me I have a double chin in it! He really did have time for everyone. Oh and I gave him a bag of Caramello koalas! I almost forgot to give them to him until after I had my photo – I would have been kicking myself on the way home if I had forgotten.
Quilts for Queensland – almost there
Well with the builder and his crew arriving next Monday at 7.30am to start pulling down walls – I have to wind up quilts for Queensland. And quickly.
I thought it would be fun to empty the boxes and see them all piled up……impressive! Piled 3 deep and as high as I could pile them. On towels of course to keep them lovely and clean.
and it looks so much prettier than the boxes. Now these are just the finished quilts. I also have 2 boxes of quilt backings, quilt tops and a few odd blocks. I have decided to send these to up to a quilter to distribute to restash quilters and local quilting groups.
i have red saltwaters
Vegetarian sausage rolls
I know I haven’t had a recipe on my little blog for a while….my pesky scales won’t budge and I can’t shift a couple of kilos. I just keep doing so much baking but need to do more healthy wholesome cooking. Less of the buttery and sugary goodness and more of the wholefood fill-me-up meals. So I picked up another Thermomix cookbook and had to make this recipe from it.
This is a winner. Oh my it’s good. But when I first saw the ingredients I thought they were a little ummmmm interesting. Oats, feta, nuts and tamari???? Interesting combination, but so good. They have exactly the same texture as a regular sausage roll which totally fooled the kids. Except for Keira. No fooling her. But she loved them. Now I know the recipe uses puff pastry which isn’t super healthy but retro daddy (who does the groceries for me…..any chance he gets to escape the crazy and he takes it) found me a lower fat puff pastry.
Definitely make this. A thermomix or food processor will make light work of the chopping but if you don’t have one that’s ok. Just go old school and chop them all up finely. I’ve adapted the recipe from here
3 sheets of puff pastry
1 onion, peeled and halved
handful of fresh herbs (parsley, basil, mint..whatever you’ve got going at the time)
3 eggs
100g nuts (I used almonds but the recipe calls for walnuts but any nut could work)
150g feta (I went a low fat one)
100g rolled oats (I needed 150g as my feta was very soft)
2 Tbsp soy sauce (the recipe calls for tamari but I used soy sauce)
about 1/2 cup breadcrumbs
Place the onion and herbs into the thermomix bowl/food processor and chop for 5-6 seconds on speed 6. Scrape down the bowl. Add in the nuts and oats and process for another 5-6 seconds on speed 5. Scrape down the sides of the bowl again. Add in tamari, feta, eggs and breadcrumbs and process for 20 seconds on speed 5. Now my mixture seemed not quite thick enough and was rather creamy so I added a couple of Tablespoonfuls of oats and breadcrumbs and it thickened up beautifully so I could spoon it out. I think it has to do with the feta you use so play around with it.
Now take a sheet of your puff pastry and using a knife cut down the centre – you want your pastry semi frozen/just thawed and place about 1/5th – 1/6th of the mixture on one long edge and mould into a log, roll pastry over and cut into 4 pieces. Repeat with the rest of your mixture and puff pastry – I got 20 rolls. Brush with some milk and you could add sesame seeds and bake for 20-30 minutes in a 200 degree oven until lovely and golden on top.
We served with tomato sauce – the kid’s favourite – but I think a pesto type of dip would be really nice with these too. You can add more herbs or tamari if you need a bit more seasoning but I found the taste was just right for the kids. Enjoy!
Now if you have a vegetarian sausage roll recipe at your house then let me know! I’d love to try a few variations as the kid’s went nuts for this and for a quick and easy dinner that they will eat you can’t go past these.
I finished a cardigan for Elodie
I know, I know. Long time no knitting project. I forgive my crafters for not reading my blog as there has been no craft action going on.
This is Jane by tiKKi and I love it. The pattern is an unusual construction and it pays to read the pattern first just to get your head around it but the instructions are so easy. Georgie thinks of everything when she writes her patterns
but somehow I kept forgetting a yarn over and redid a bit 3 times before I got it right. Oh I hate nothing more than pulling out work and redoing it. It was all my fault. It usually is. Especially late at night!
Now I’m not normally a yellow knitter but this colour just suits my little elodie so much. And because I love pink so much it goes really well with most of her wardrobe. I know, yes we are still talking about a one year old but she does have a lot of outfits for a one year old.
But she does actually need light cardigans that I can throw over an outfit and this is why I love the pattern. It’s perfect and goes up to a size 12.
Oh and I used Debbie Bliss cotton dk and loved it. It really holds it’s shape compared to Bendigo Cotton and I think I’m a convert to it. It’s thicker and would you believe just as I got to the last round of the sleeve I ran out of yarn. Waaaaahhhhhhhh, I had to start a ball just for the last bit but that was ok. 3 balls and a teensy bit for this cardigan and I know we’ll get a lot of wear from it.
Ravelry details are here
What is the messiest meal at your house?
If I had to pick my most favourite baby photo of all my lovely babies it would have to be this one – Keira eating pasta! Talk about a mess. It was straight in the bath after this one. Sometimes I make the little ones take off their clothes before we eat pasta in this house. Why am I telling you all of this? Well Finish Quantum has launched their ‘We Love Messy Meals’ campaign and it got me thinking about the messiest meals we have here.
My Lentil Bolognese
1 onion, chopped
1 clove garlic crushed (or a tsp from a jar)
2 cups red lentils, rinsed
1 large jar tomato passata (or a jar of pasta sauce)
2 jarfuls of water (from the jar you’ve just used)
1Tbsp stock
2-3 Tbsps wine (optional)
cooked spaghetti
grated cheese
pepper for seasoning

our blue mountains weekend – part ii
But I am happy to say that we saw a couple of other families over the weekend and the staff were super friendly and accommodating.
The bedrooms were gorgeous, each bed had a kookaburra on it and if you squeeze it it lets out a big kookaburra laugh.
Thankfully most of the other guests came down to dinner at 7.30 so we didn’t bother anyone.
let me introduce PiP studio
Win $1000 to spend at Westfield this Spring/Summer
I’ve said it before but life is sometimes tough here at retro mummy. Like when I HAVE to go to Westfield for an afternoon with my stylist Donny Galella and one of my lovely readers, Julie. Shopping is one of my absolute favourite things to do so retro daddy took the twins and Elodie and I went shopping. But the purpose of my little trip out to Eastgardens was actually to catch up with Donny, talk about trends for this Spring/Summer and give one of my lucky readers a little style session.
Donny really focuses on building the basics of your wardrobe so your black pants, a white shirt, a little black dress, a daytime dress, black skirt, trench coat and black leggings. Then twice a year or each season you add a few new items into your wardrobe that incorporate the latest trends. And what I love about shopping with Donny is that he takes a dress or an outfit from the rack and totally accessorises it with belts, handbags, jewellery and takes it to a whole new level.
And before I met up with Donny I put the call out on Facebook for your burning fashion questions this season so here we go!
Colour blocking? Can I do it if I’m plus size or over 30? The answer is YES! Anyone can colour block and the best way to start if you’re a little unsure is with a statement piece. Maybe it’s a bright coral bag or red shoes or a bright blue dress. Pick another colour say a fuschia necklace or a big red belt and you are colour blocking. Walk into any store at the moment and you’ll find big bold colours so you won’t have to search them out too hard.
I hear lace is a big trend this season. What if I’m a larger lady? Lace is a big trend and a great way to incorporate some lace into your outfit is by making sure it highlights your best bits. Perhaps a lace trimmed camisole or a lace scarf. Remember the goal with fashion and making an outfit look fabulous is to highlight your best bits and what you love about your body so that if you need to you can hide your problem areas. I don’t think Julie has problem areas but you know what I’m talking about………
If a trend comes around again can I wear it if I’ve already worn it the first time? Donny says yes since fashion is meant to be fun. But the second time around you might want to wear it more subtly. Best not to bring out your hugest flares from the 70’s but opt for a more subtle/less flared version.
I don’t have a big budget so how can I incorporate the latest trends this spring/summer. Donny says if you have $200 you should buy a little floral dress at say Portmans, Jeanswest or Target. Team it up with a wedge or espadrille (Payless Shoes had some great ones that I’m heading back for – just $59.95). Go a bright coloured handbag with the rest of your money. You can mix these pieces with basics in your wardrobe.
fruit + nut biscotti
I’m just going to say it…… I have such a sweet tooth! But you probably already knew that with all the cakes, cookies and sweet things I love to make. Unfortunately for me my thighs don’t love all the baking I do. No they don’t. And I do have to go the gym to work off the sweet treats. So I was excited when I found this recipe for biscotti that is absolutely jam packed full of fruit and nuts. And it’s good for you too.
I’ve got to say this is a real winner. It’s been a really nice sweet treat to have with a cup of coffee or as I’m quickly dashing out of the house. I’ll just warn you though that you bake the biscuits first in big logs, then cool, then slice and bake again on each side. This is a seriously dangerous time to be in the kitchen. Warm cookies all sliced waiting to go back in the oven. I don’t know how they made their way into my mouth but they did!
500g (3 1/3 cups) plain flour
500g (2 1/3 cups) sugar
1 Tbsp baking powder
5 eggs lightly beaten
100g craisins (or raisins or sultanas)
100g dried apricots
100g pitted dates
100g pecans
100g blanched almonds
100g hazelnuts
finely grated zest of 1-2 lemons
In your food processor or thermomix place the dried fruit. Roughly chop – in my thermomix I did this on turbo with closed lid setting – just press turbo once or twice. Remove and set aside. If you don’t have a food processor or thermomix chop your dried fruit up with a knife. If you have a thermomix then you can process the raw sugar on speed 9 for 8-10 seconds to make raw caster sugar.
In a large bowl combine flour, baking powder and sugar. Stir in beaten egg and combine with a wooden spoon. I needed to use my hands until it all came together. You don’t want a really wet mixture so if you don’t need to use all of the egg mixture then don’t. Add in nuts whole, fruit and lemon zest and combine together. I needed to use my hands to make sure it all came together.
With wet hands divide mixture into 6 balls and roll into logs. Place 3 logs on a lined baking sheet and repeat with the other 3 logs. Flatten slightly and place trays in oven. Bake for about 20 -30 minutes. Remove trays from the oven and leave to cool. My logs spread quite a bit so spread them out across the baking trays.
Slice logs using a serrated knife and place slices with one side facing up on the baking trays. Reduce the heat of the oven to 140 degrees and bake the biscotti on this side for about 10 -15 minutes until pale golden brown. Turn each biscotti piece over and bake again for the same amount of time. Leave to cool on cooling racks. Now my oven is as slow as the hills so I needed to do each oven tray separately and it did take some time for the whole process but is so worth it. The recipe says you should get about 100 cookies. Mine were longer but I filled two containers.
These biscotti will keep for up to 10 days in an airtight container. These won’t last 10 days in our house. I’m thinking this would be gorgeous with pistachios and craisins at christmas time all wrapped up in cellophane with a big red bow.
This recipe has been adapted from the Fruit & Nut Biscotti recipe in Monday Morning Cooking Club – one of my all time favourite cookbooks.



































































































